"Do they call me Enis the wall builder? No.  I built this pub with me bare hands, do they call me Enis the pub-builder? Not at all... But you fuck one sheep..."

So, apparently, now the global warming trend is shrinking Scottish sheep.  So, does that mean the farmers romantically involved with them will be, should they get kinky enough to record the ( Read more... )

Although I will tell you, primarily, that I claim absolutely no recognizable affiliation to the Zendik farm, I will indeed claim adherence to the above statement.  All too frequently the interweb is inundated with people's (most frequently, written in a disgustingly poor style that seems to be the fad of the moment, indicative of poor training in ( Read more... )

"THE COASTAL FLOOD ADVISORY IS NOW IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 8 PM EDT MONDAY.

LOW PRESSURE WILL DEVELOP OFF THE DELMARVA PENINSULA TONIGHT... AND TRACK SOUTH OF LONG ISLAND ON MONDAY. THIS WILL PRODUCE A STRENGTHENING NORTHEAST FLOW TONIGHT AND A STRONG NORTHEAST TO EVENTUALLY NORTH FLOW ON MONDAY. AS A RESULT...TIDAL DEPARTURES OF 2 TO 3 ( Read more... )

As some of you may have already heard, the 6th tornado in the recorded history of the 5 boroughs ripped through (and I have to stifle a giggle here) parts of Brooklyn.  Also more recently known as the borough rapidly becoming overpopulated with upwardly mobile Manhattanites or those who would be them.  Amusingly, the typical 'warrior's heart' that ( Read more... )